3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Question # 1:


How much does a house weigh?



Question # 2:



How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???








And

Question # 3


WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY


HOME INSURANCE,

CAR INSURANCE,

OR, DOES

IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ???











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